Hey kids, listen up if you want to be sick
`Cause your dinner looks like something from a Cronenburg flick
Think twice before you cuss and shout damn damn damn
Let me tell you a story about green eggs and ham.
There was a little yellow man called Sam-I-Am
That`s me!
I don`t like you, Sam-I-Am
Well, that`s fine, that`s cool, I understand
But do you like green eggs and ham?
I don`t like green eggs and ham
No, I don`t like `em, Sam-I-Am
Would you like them here or there?
I wouldn`t like them anywhere
`Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
No, I don`t like green eggs and ham
Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
Maybe you can`t hear, you got something in your ear?
No
I`m gonna make this perfectly clear
I would not like them in a house, I would not like them with a mouse
I would not like them here or there, I wouldn`t like them anywhere
`Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-Am,
No, not for me, green eggs and ham
Would you like them if I served them to you in a box
Candlelight, wine and a bottle of scotch?
Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred Penner on the
blaster...
Not in a box with a fox or a house with a mouse
Stop bugging me, you louse!
I would not eat them, no, man, I don`t like your green eggs and ham
Well, would you could you in a car, eat them, don`t deny who you are
He`s gonna like them, you`re gonna see
You might like them up in a tree
No, not in a tree, not in a car, would you let me be
No fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere
`Cause you guessed it, I don`t like green eggs and ham
I don`t like `em, Sam-I-Am
A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, could you in a train
Or up in an aeroplane?
How `bout in the dark? We could drive and park
We could listen to the crickets and the pit bulls bark
No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a
tree
`Cause I don`t like `em, Sam, see,
Not in a schoolhouse or a shoebox with a house-mouse or a red fox
Not here, there, and everywhere
Didn`t even like the Beatles with their long, long hair.
Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! ...
Well, you don`t like green eggs and ham
Oh, Mr. Perception, Sam-I-Am
Well I know that you`d like `em if you ate `em with a goat!
I would not could not with a goat
Well would you could you on a boat
I would not could not on a boat
And I will not ever with a goat
I`m not interested in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I should
introduce you to my friend pain
Not in the dark, not up a tree,
Not on your fine china with Earl Grey Tea
No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, husbands and wives - no spouses!
Why you trying to make me eat that?
I don`t like it, I wouldn`t serve it to my cat
I said already, I don`t like them, Sam-I-Am,
I do not like green eggs ham!
Mr. Cheese! You just think you don`t like them, so you say
And he`s beginning to remind me of Doris Day
You say you don`t like this and you don`t like that
Well you`re starting to sound like a finicky cat
Just try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better than
Two greenish eggs over easy in the fry-pan
And to accompany this fine taste we have Martian ham - pork from space!
Now Sam, if you get out of my face
I`ll try that and puke all over the place (good!)
Nothing makes a crowd disperse more quick
Than a great big puddle of sick!
Say...say...not bad, green eggs and ham
I believe I like them, Sam-I-Am
And I`d eat them in a boat, with a billy goat,
I`d eat them in the rain in the dark on a train
In a car, up a tree, they`re pretty good, you see
So I`d eat them in a box with a fox
I`d eat them in a house and with the house-mouse
I`d eat them here, I`d eat them there
I`d eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear
I think you`re ok, Sam-I-Am
Well, I wouldn`t let you down, you stubborn old man!
Hey, we should share them, eh, we got enough
..Are you kidding? I don`t eat that stuff!
