Ash Hash — текст песни (moxy fruvous)

(All)
Now, if all that ash used to be hash
What the heck time is it now?
Last thing I remember I was looking at my stash
Just before the late late show
Then we threw a couple movies in the VCR
And I remember driving Buddy home in the car
Well, we got not gas so we couldn`t have got far...
What the heck time is it now?
(Jian)
Oh, my weary and aching head
(Murray)
You know, I gotta get some thinking done
(All)
I can`t remember where I put the bed...
(Dave)
I ain`t moved it since `71
(Jian)
I got a real funny feeling I`m about to fall down
I hope I find my way to the ground
I hate to spend the whole night floating around
In the condition I`m in.
(Dave)
First thing in the morning I`m giving myself a break
You kind of get an early warning when you`re fingernails and eyelids
ache
Well, it might be closer to the afternoon
But the big point is, I`m gonna do it soon
(All)
There ain`t nothing underneath this moon
Will ever make me toke another take!
..But what`s that on the table?
Why, it looks like a little chunk
I bet old Petey dropped that there
He always was a drunk
Well, it looks so good just sitting there
I believe what I need is a bite of the hair
Doggone stuff is like a breath of fresh air
Think I`m gonna sell the farm (and buy more)
Think I`m gonna sell the farm (find the door)
Think I`m gonna sell the farm.

From the Liner:
With ultimate deference and respect to Mr. Snider, we`ve appropriated
and adopted
this song since first performing our version at a tribute to him in `94.
It has
recently been suggested that we cunningly utilize the live performance
of the piece
to regularly score some boo. That hadn`t occured to us.