Video Disco Bargainville — текст песни (Moxy FrГјvous)

We can take a trip up to the corner, it`s not too far, especially in the car
There`s a friendly store with nice decor, and lots of posters on the door
Once past the counter and the newsstand, with a free bag of popcorn in your hand
You`re ready for the world - No, not the band...But a fine selection in video land.

Don`t be too confused by the little reviews
On the back of the box, just pick up the boxes, all the boxes you can use
The hippety-hoppest videos in the land
Maybe something foreign, maybe something panned, maybe something formerly banned
Perhaps it`s something you can watch with friends, or something that inevitably lends
Itself to shapely curves and bends of exploited women and their friends
Perhaps it`s "New York, New York" with Liza Minelli and Mickey Rourke
No. That`s not right... It was Robert DeNiro, everyone`s favorite video hero.

I have a college pal who
Says we can pay one price for two
Just ask for `Roger`
At Video Bargainville


So contrary to the desperate sign, most patrons always "please rewind!"
And the clerks don`t mind, they`re very kind, the only stickler has resigned
There`s a courteous smoking section in the back, behind the bulging exercise video rack
If you`re tired, you can hit the sack with the trendy new Ben-Hur disco double pack

I have a college pal who
Says we can pay one price for two
Just ask for `Roger`
At Video Bargainville

Once we had a friend
was too extravagant
Was not a Bargainville fan
...pissed off the video man!

Soon there will be "program your own" TV,
So they ask you to heed this final plea:
Before it`s all dead you should rent more,
and enjoy video bargains galore!!

I have a college pal who
Says we can pay one price for two
Just ask for `Roger`
At Video Bargainville...