(Jian, speaking/whispering)
Take... We can take a trip up to the corner...
corner... corner... It`s not too far...
Ok, I`m ready, anytime.
(Jian)
I have a college pal who
Says we can pay one price for two
Uhh, Just ask for `Roger`, at
(All)
Video Bargainville
(Spoken by Jian)
We can take a trip up to the corner, it`s not too far, especially in the car
There`s a friendly store with nice decore, and lots of posters on the door
Once past the counter and the news stand, with a free bag of popcorn in your hand
You`re ready for the world - No, not the band...But a fine selection in video land
Don`t be too confused by the little reviews
On the back of the box, just pick up the boxes, all the boxes you can use
The hipedi-hoppest videos in the land
Maybe something foreign, maybe something panned, maybe something formerly banned
Perhaps it`s something you can watch with friends, or something that inevitably lends
Itself to shapely curves and bends of exploited women and their friends
Perhaps it`s "New York, New York" with Liza Minnelli and Mickey Rourke
No. That`s not right... It was Robert Deniro, everyone`s favorite video hero
(All)
I have a college pal who
Says we can pay one price for two
Just ask for `Roger`
At Video Bargainville
(Jian speaking)
So contrary to the desparate sign, most patrons always "please rewind!"
And the clerks don`t mind, they`re very kind, the only stickler has resigned
There`s a courteous smoking section in the back, behind the bulging exercise video rack
If you`re tired, you can hit the sack with the new Ben-Hur trendy disco double pack
(All)
I have a college pal who
Says we can pay one price for two
Just ask for `Roger`
At Video Bargainville
(Solos - and spoken words by Jian (regarding movies) that really can`t be made out)
???I recall, not so long ago, walking into Video Bargainville...you
know [???] stores not unlike most post-World War Two capitalist
democracy video stores. My father and I rented Moonstruck with
Cher, I`ve always had a soft spot for Cher...[???]...depending
on how long her hair is, or how long the film is - but that`s
another story.???
(funny voices)
Once we had a friend
was too extravagant
Was not a Bargainville fan
(Jian)
pissed off the video man!
Soon there will be "program your own" TV, So they ask you to heed this final plea
Before it`s all dead you should rent more, and enjoy video bargains galore!!
(repeated 3 times)
I have a college pal who
Says we can pay one price for two
Just ask for `Roger`
At Video Bargainville
From the Liner:
(Mike-vocals, electric guitar, kabasa, money, flexi-tone; Murray-vocals, bass; Jean-lead vocal, snare; Dave-vocals, accordion, scream; Doug McClement-disfunctional youth)
