It`s a magical phase I`m going through
But it means so little without you
Hold my hand and we`ll feel better
Let`s go outside as the sky goes redder
Other girls don`t do it this way
And you knew it otherwise why would you have stayed
All the things that the world keeps bringing
They`re very nice but they just mean nothing
Oh - I loved you so
But now I`m back on my feet
My life is really sweet
So don`t come begging for more
Cos all I`ll do is slam the door
No - you`ve sunk too low
She`s got a wardrobe to please
Thinks you`re the bee`s knees
And she may have a pretty purr
But I`m a size more woman than her
It`s a magical phase I`m going through
Never been so happy without you
Her eyes are blue but her lipstick`s faded
Her teeth are nice but her skin is jaded
She`s got a front but I`ll tell you this much
Underneath is a token cleavage
Got to steer round her lips while kissing
And that`s no joke cos her lips are missing
Oh - I wish you`d go
After all you got a girl
But now you know full well
That she can`t even count to three
So who`s sorry now, well not me
Oh - I wish she`d go
She`s got a taster for you
Loves all that you do
But you can`t rest your head in her curves
Cos I`m a size more woman than her .....