Hey, wait a minute Something just ain`t right Hey, wait a minute
Something`s just not fair
I was supposed to win the lottery
I`m supposed to be a millionaire
I`m supposed to be a worldwide tourist
With lots of equity and life insurance
Yes I`m supposed to be a gold card member
Rubbin` elbows with the big time spenders
I`m supposed to be a wealthy man
But all I`ve got are blistered hands
Hey, wait a minute!
Hey, wait a minute
There`s got to be a better way
I`m workin` twice as hard but gettin` no richer
Than I was yesterday
I`m supposed to drive a big Mercedes
Live in a mansion full of naked ladies
I`m supposed to own my own casino
Be a superstar like Sammy, Frank and Dino
Some day I`m gonna be a big success
And tell my boss to kiss my ass
Hey, wait a minute
Something must be wrong
I`m supposed to be dining on caviar
And drinking Dom Perignon
Yes I`m supposed to have open invitations
To classy country clubs all across the nation
Yes I`m supposed to have jewelry and diamonds
And a fifty foot yacht I can sail around the islands
I`m supposed to be so carefree
But all I`ve got is misery
Hey, wait a minute
Something`s just not right