You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow
I try to call you but I can`t find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost
The post it takes so long, so I`ve got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
And I can`t wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I`m singing this song for you
I`m horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I`m horny, horny, horny
I`m horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I`m horny, horny, horny tonight
I searched from town to town but I can`t find my bird ooh ooh
I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land ... who looked like you
I will keep searching on
This feeling`s much too strong
My heart is ringing and I`m singing this song for you
I`m horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I`m horny, horny, horny
I`m horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I`m horny, horny, horny tonight
I`m horny, horny, horny tonight
The post it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
And I can`t wait for you, and the things you make me too
My heart is ringing so I`m singing this song for you
I`m horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I`m horny, horny, horny
I`m horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I`m horny, horny, horny tonight
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny