Dog Eat Dog — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Dog Eat Dog
Found a job in a great big office
And I really love this place
I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser
And I got a private parking space...ha!

And I got a coffe mug with my name right on it
In big bold letters so everyone knows it`s mine
Don`t even touch it, `cause it doesn`t belong to you
I`m watching you, so don`t get funny

I`m climbing up, up the corporate ladder
Watch out...It`s dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right
Watch out...Well, it`s dog eat dog
Here we go

I love to watch my boss get angry
So I can count the veins on his neck...ha!
Every day is like a picnic
Every Friday, get a check

Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!
I`ll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener
Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut
They`ll never miss it...No, they`ll never miss it!

I`m climbing up, up the corporate ladder
Watch out...Well, it`s dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right
Watch out...Hey! Well, it`s dog eat dog

Sometimes I can`t believe this is all really happening
Sometimes I can`t believe that I`m really sitting here
Sometimes I tell myself, This is not my beautiful stapler!
Sometimes I tell myself, This is not my beautiful chair!

Nobody`s sure what I do here
And that`s just fine with me
Five o`clock is here much too soon now
`Cause I just never wanna leave

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals
Maybe I could get on David Letterman
I think I made a big mistake
Where`s my liquid paper? Where`s my liquid paper?

I`m climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now
Watch out...Well, it`s dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right
Better be careful now, it`s dog eat dog
Watch me work...Hey! Hey! Stand back now!
Look out, mama, it`s dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good
Hey! Dog eat dog