Ladies and gentlemen
Harry`s Harbour Bizarre is proud to present
Under the Big Top tonight
Human Oddities
That`s right
You`ll see the Three Headed Baby
You`ll see Hitler`s brain
See Lea Graff the German midget who sat in J.F. Morgan`s lap
You`ll see Priscilla Bajano
The monkey woman
Jo Jo the dog face boy
I`m Milton Malone, the human skeleton
See Grace McDaniel`s
The mule faced woman
And she`s the homeliest woman in the world
Under the Big Top tonight
Never before seen
And if you have a heart condition, please be warned
Don`t forget to visit our snack bar at Charleston Grotto
Al lsales are final
Void where prohibited by law
You`ll see Sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms
You`ll see Johnny Eck, the man born without a body
He walks on his hands
He has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist
See Gerd Bessler, the human pincusion
And don`t forget, it`s ladies` night at Harvy`s Harbour Bizarre
You`ll see Ko Ko the bird girl
Mortando, the human fountain
Step a little
A little closer ladies and gentlemen and don`t be shy
Dig deep in your pockets
You`ll see Radion, the human torso
Deep from the jungles of Africa
Ladies and gentlemen, Harry`s Harbour Bizarre
Ladies and gentlemen