Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch
Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch
Name the time, name the price leave you door unlocked
I`ll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shock
Sumthin` for Nuthin`
Gigolo sounds so cold, call me teacher`s pest
Twice a day, double pay, at my trade I`m the best
Never late, watch her watch seconds on the clock
Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack
Sumthin` for Nuthin`
Well in and out, it`s never free
Sumthin` for Nuthin`
Leave the money where it`s easy to see
She plays the role of a roving matriarch
Diamond rings, fancy things, Dubonnet on the rocks
For a treat gave it free--happy 63
Crazy days, easy money--I was just 16
Easy money for such a good deed
Sumthin` for Nuthin`
Ya, in and out is never free
Sumthin` for Nuthin`
Satisfaction guaranteed
Sumthin` for Nuthin`
Target practice in the dark
Sumthin` for Nuthin`
I`m a crack shot on the mark
And I love my work