She`s got an alligator bag
Top hat to match
Dressed in black on black
She`s got a philipino girlie
She claims is her friend
I tell you boys you just got to laugh
Now, I used to call her cindy
She changed her name to sin
I guess it`s the name of her game
I really used to love her
Then, the kitty she dicovered
It`s got to be a sexual thing
All around the world
Girls will be girls
It`s the same ol`, same ol` situation
It`s the same ol`, same ol` ball and chain
I say no no no
No no no
Introduced me to her lover
In a cellophane dress
Then they bid me a sweet farewell last time I saw them
They were kissing so softly
To the sound of wedding bells
Well, all around the world
Girls will be girls
It`s the same ol`, same ol` situation
It`s the same ol`, same ol` ball and chain
Just like a punch in the teeth
Or a swan dive to the street
No, no, no
No, no, no
If it wasn`t for bad luck
I`d have no luck at all