My girlfriend says I can`t do this
My wife says don`t do that
Another case of p.m.s.
Gonna have a heart attack
I need a small vacation
Maybe fly jamaica`s way
Told my lawyers and accountans
Done all I can take
Oh no livin in the no
One more mother breathing down
My neck
I think I will explode
Oh no livin in the no (how`d ya like
To live your life)
Everyday , everywhere I go it`s livin in the no
Tv says dead for christmas stalkers
On the loose
Another freeway shooting
And I`ll be hangin by a noose
I can`t seem to shake it
I guess it`s a bad news spell
Special thanks to mom & dad
For bringing me to hell
Chorus
You heard about what magic
Caught
Too many penthouse pets
Oh don`t forget your protection baby
Lord knows you might be next