EMCEE
And now, meine Damen und Herren... Mesdames et
Messieurs... Ladies and Gentlemen-
The Kit Kat Klub
is proud to present a most talented young lady from
England. Yes- England!
I give you- and don`t forget
to give her back when you`re finished with her- the
toast of Mayfair... Fraulein Sally Bowles!!
SALLY
Mama
Thinks I`m living in a convent,
A secluded little convent
In the southern part of France.Mama
Doesn`t even have an inkling
That I`m working in a Nightclub
In a pair of Lacy pants.So please, sir.
If you run into my Mama,Don`t reveal my indiscretion,
Give a working girl a chance.
Hush up, Don`t tell Mama,
Shush up,Don`t tell Mama...
Don`t tell Mama,Whatever you do.
If you had a secret,
You bet I would keep it.
I would never tell on you.
I`m breaking every promise
That I gave her,So won`t you kindly do a girl
A great big favor?
And please, my sweet patater,Keep this from the Mater,Though my dance
Is not against the law.You can tell my Papa, that`s all right,
`Cause he comes in here every night,But don`t tell Mama what you saw!
ALL
Mama
Thinks I`m on a tour of Europe,With a couple of my school chums
And a lady chaperone.Mama
Doesn`t even have an inling
That I left them all in Antwerp
And I`m touring on my own.So please,
Sir If you run into my Mama
Don`t reveal my indiscretion.
SALLY
Just leave well enough alone.Hush up,
ALL
Don`t tell Mama.
SALLY
Shush up,
ALL
Don`t tell Mama;Don`t tell Mama
Whatever you do.
SALLY
If you had a secret,
You bet I would keep it.
ALL
I would never tell on you.
You wouldn`t want to get me
In a pickle,
SALLY
And have her go and cut me off
Without a nickle.
ALL
So let`s trust one another,Keep this from my mother,
Though I`m still as pure as mountain snow.
SALLY
You can tell my Uncle
Here and now`Cause he`s my agent anyhow,
KIT KAT GIRLS
But don`t tell Mama what you know.
SALLY
You can tell my brother, That ain`t grim
`Cause if her squeals on meI`ll squeal on him,
ALL
But don`t tell Mama, bitte
Don`t tell Mama, please, Sir.Don`t tell Mama, what you know.
GIRL
SSssh!Sssh!
SALLY
If you see my, Mummy,Mum`s the word!