It`s Not Funny — текст песни (Run Dmc)

[Run-D.M.C.]
IT`S NOT FUNNY - when you buy a TV off the street
You take it home, plug it in, BAM, you got beat
IT`S NOT FUNNY - when you buy a house with all you got
And the day you go to see it it`s a vacant lot
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
IT`S NOT FUNNY!

IT`S NOT FUNNY - when you come, to work late
You have the key, to the office, and the boss had to wait
IT`S NOT FUNNY - makin money on a regular basis
and losing every dime, betting on the races
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
IT`S NOT FUNNY!

IT`S NOT FUNNY - when you have a show and thousands come
and your drummer bring the sticks, but forgets his drums
IT`S NOT FUNNY - when you see, three cars you like
and your pocket can only buy a three-speed bike
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
IT`S NOT FUNNY!

IT`S NOT FUNNY - when we got, on the wrong plane
We wanted to go to L.A. - but we were headed for Spain
IT`S NOT FUNNY - when you pull off an incredible caper
You thought you got over - next day you`re in the paper
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
IT`S NOT FUNNY!

IT`S NOT FUNNY - when you leave your house without an umbrella
Then it rains (hahahahaha) you`re an unhappy fella
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
IT`S NOT FUNNY!

IT`S NOT FUNNY! Ha hah..

IT`S NOT FUNNY - when you lie, and said that you prayed
When the truth was revealed, you went to Hell anyway
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
IT`S NOT FUNNY!

It`s..
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
IT`S NOT FUNNY!
It`s..
IT`S NOT FUNNY!