Today he traded his `98 Oldsmobile
He got a heck of a deal on a new Porsche car
He isn`t wearing his usual gray business suits
He`s got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star
Cause today he`s 40 years old, going on 20
But don`t look for the gray in his hair
Cause he ain`t got any
He`s got a young thing beside him
That just melts in his hands
And he`s middle aged crazy
Trying to prove he still can
He`s got a woman he`s loved for a long, long time at home
But the thrill is all gone, when they turn down the lights
And today he`s 40 years old, going on 20
And don`t look for the gray in his hair
Cause he ain`t got any
And that young thing beside him, you know she understands
He`s just middle aged crazy
Trying to prove he still can
Yes, he`s middle aged crazy
Trying to prove he still can.