When Im home with nothing else to do
Which happens most every day
I take out my cock and rub it real hard
and wank my cares away
People say, Im a lazy slob
Get out and get yourself a job
But glass houses, stones and people like you
Should leave me and my cock alone
`cause it`s easy, to be me, yeah
Not a care in this world and my cum tastes fine
Yeah, Im easy, smiling cheesy
Nothing left to do, `cept jerk off as I do
And it`s everything I ever needed
Its anything I can do
cuz it`s my only consolation
My pick-me-up on those blue days