I`ve cracked enough jokes
And I`ve smoked enough smokes
Now I`m feeling for the ropes
I hope no one took notes
My excesses are getting the better of me
I`m ready to go home
My excesses are getting the better of me
I`m ready to go home
I try not to notice that I`ve spilt my drink
As I slide towards the door
I start to think
My excesses are getting the better of me
I`m ready to go home
My excesses are getting the better of me
I`m ready to go home
I was lecturing the kitchen
`Til the icebox got bored
And where`s that girl gone
I was sure I`d scored
My excesses are getting the better of me
I`m ready to go home
My excesses are getting the better of me
I`m ready to go home
I was sure I`d scored
My excesses are getting the better of me
I`m ready to go home
My excesses are getting the better of me
I`m ready to go home