No. 1 Lowest Common Denominator — текст песни (Todd Rundgren)

I wanna see your number 1 lowest common denominator
You`re so hot! What choo got?
On the outside I`m a good boy
Let me inside `cause I`m full of joy
I don`t want to shock you but I`m an electric eel
How`s that make your denominator feel?

Think I`ll surprise her
I can always depend on my great equalizer
I wanna grind, lose your mind
I kissed you once, but will I kiss you again?
Be certain with sex and you`ll always have friends
Your glands wanna freak, your hands wanna speak
And your mind slips away at the peak

Recitation (A Poem of Love)

Time stops - the light goes on
A thundering head and no body
Washed up and woke up on the beach,
seaside breakfast
A tender egg on white sand
Legs long and tan without a break, even to the neck
Suddenly, simultaneously, an eclipse and a snowfall
Flakes melt instantly on the shoulders like wet silver
Burning little holes all the way to the marrow
Puckered flesh like avocado sags into a green pool
All the birds leave turquoise ruts
across the Velveeta sky
It`s time to scream

I wanna be your number 1 lowest common denominator