Beefsteak charlie says to porky the pig
"i can see the party lights
Someones throwin a bash and it sure looks big
Down at the slaughterhouse tonight."
Say, lets get together and hit the buffet
You might as well stuff yourself,
Theyll only throw it away
Old colonel sanders says to elsie the cow
"golly, baby youre the one
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce,
Pickle, cheese, onions on a sesame seed bun."
Say, we just got time for a roll in the hay
Might as well stuff yourself
Theyve come to take you away
I know where youre going, I can tell
Dont go looking for me down in hamburger hell
Dont misunderstand me, I wish you well
Dont go looking for me down in hamburger hell