Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for liable
It`s suing season,
And I am broke
Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows
Sometimes you`ve got to get the joke
It`s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can`t change how it`s wrote
Because you`re flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me,
I wouldn`t know.
Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke.
Sometimes you`ve got to get the joke
It`s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can`t change how its wrote.
And when my ship comes in, she`ll be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
And I want it now.
Sometimes you`ve got to get the joke,
It`s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can`t change how it`s wrote.
Sometimes you`ve got to get the joke,
It`s the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
You get the dagger out of the cloak.
I can`t change how it`s wrote.