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Sleepin` on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth
Why did I do what I did
I should`a known better than to lie
But it`s too late and so tonight I`m
Sleepin` on the foldout sofa-bed
She wanted me to go and see her family
But I told her that I had to work
I never dreamed she`d get home so dang early
And she caught me cleanin` fish
Out on our back porch
And now I`m
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I can`t believe they call this thing a mattress
It`s 2 a.m. and I`m wide awake
Lookin` back I should`a just been honest
Instead of tellin` her the whole staff
Spent the day out on the lake
And now I`m
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Yeah, I`m sleepin` on the foldout sofa-bed