Celebrity — текст песни (Brad Paisley)

Someday I`m gonna be famous
Do I have talent well no
These days you don`t really need it
Thanks to reality shows
Can`t wait to date a supermodel
Can`t wait to sue my dad
Can`t wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to Rehab

Cause when you`re a celebrity
It`s adios reality
You can act just like a fool
And people think you`re cool
Just cause your on T.V.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn`t just how I like it
They say I`ve gone insane
I`ll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with....
Being a Celebrity


[Break]


I`ll get to cry to Barbara Walters
When things don`t go my way
I`ll get community service
No matter which law I break
I`ll make the supermarket tabloids
They`ll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down
The more my price goes up!

Cause when you`re a celebrity
It`s adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you`re cool
Just cause your on T.V.
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I`ll blame it on the fame
And say it`s just so tough...
Being a Celebrity

So let`s hitch up the wagons
And head out West
To the land of fun in the sun
We`ll be a real world bachelor
Jackass Millionaires hey hey Hollywood
Here we come!

Yeah when you`re a Celebrity
It`s adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you`re cool
Just cause your on T.V.
Being a Celebrity...
Yeah Celebrity!