I used to come home late and not a minute too soon
Barking like a dog, howling at the moon
You`d be mad as an ol` red hen
Up all night wonderin` where I been
I`d fall down and say come help me honey
You laughed outloud I guess you thought it was funny
I sobered up and I got to thinkin`
Girl you ain`t much fun since I quit drinkin`
Now I`m paintin` the house and I`m mendin` the fence
I guess I gone out and lost all my good sense
Too much work is hard for your health
I could`ve died drinkin`, now I`m killing myself
And I`m feedin` the dog, sackin` the trash
It`s honey do this honey do that
I sobered up and I got to thinkin`
Girl you ain`t much fun since I quit drinkin`
Now I`m fixin` the sink and I`m mowin` the grass
You made me a list and I`m bustin` my wheel
All broke down, tail`s been draggin`
It`s a tough ol` life up here on the wagon
I`m feedin` the dog, sackin` the trash
It`s honey do this honey do that
I sobered up and I got to thinkin`
Girl you ain`t much fun since I quit drinkin`
Yeah I sobered up and I got to thinkin`
Girl you ain`t much fun since I quit drinkin`