Hot Rod Sleigh — текст песни (Toby Keith)

I saw one of Santas helpers at the grocery store today
He was standin` at the front door givin` candy canes away
And I told him I was worried about a certain situation
How`s Santa gonna get here with this risin` population

He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week
And it seems that dear ol` Santa has got somethin` up his sleeve
As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear
He said, don`t you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear

Chorus:
He said, boss man`s all excited `cause his new sled`s almost ready
And they say he`s got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty`s
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they`re lookin` long and mean
It`s the fastest, highest flyin` winter wonderland machine
I ain`t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

It`s got a heater in the floorboard `cause he`s gettin` old, you know
And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow
Landin` lights of red and white all stuck along the side
So he can spot the rooftops as he`s fallin` from the sky

He`s got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches
And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches
Only thing about it that worries him a heap
Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep

Repeat Chorus

Well, I ain`t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh