I know you`re coming
The same every year
A fat man invasion
This time I`m ready
Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, bastard
In the malls and the markets you hide
Well I`m patient, and I`m waiting outside
One Santa falls down
Outside a darkened thrift town
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am happy
Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, bastard.
Big lobbies, street corners, you haunt.
I`ll be free of disease once more.
One Santa falls down
outside a diners windown
Baby Jesus smiles and
I am happy
You ever seen a Santa run?
Well it`s so damn funny.
Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus please.
Makes me giggle!
SOLO
I know you`re coming
The same every year
A fat man invasion
This time I`m ready
Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, bastard.
The true meaning of Christmas is love,
of fat man wrapped up in a red box.
One Santa falls down
In his own apartment
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am holy!
SANTA!!! SANTA!!!
Santa you are a fat man