The Ferret Song — текст песни (monty python)

I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill
Slyly eyeing his upper nostril
If he jumps inside there too
I really won`t know what to do
I`ll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo
A nasal zoo
I`ve got a ferret sticking up my nose
And what is worse it constantly explodes
Ferrets don`t explode you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know `cause each time
I was standing in the way
I`ve got a ferret sticking up my nose
I`ve got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can`t tell
But now it`s there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects
My sense of smell