Penis song — текст песни (monty python)

INTRO: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here`s a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn`t it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn`t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It`s swell to have a stiffy,
It`s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world`s biggest prick.

So three cheers for you will or John Thomas,
Hooray for you`re one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, you`re wife`s best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbions,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don`t take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won`t come back.