Isn`t it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn`t it frightfully good to have a dong
It`s swell to have a stiffy
It`s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world`s biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife`s best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don`t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won`t come about
