Isn`t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn`t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It`s swell to have a stiffy,
It`s devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world`s biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife`s best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don`t take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won`t
come
back.
