Hawaiian Songs That Dont Sound Hawaiian — текст песни (Steve Poltz)

Hawaiian songs that dont sound hawaiian

Man, its so hot down here that Im frying

Two eggs on the sidewalk, its a hundred in the shade

Sippin on a soda, man, you guys got it made



Elvis in hawaii with g.i. joe

Tourists in grass skirts dancing by the ocean

Home shopping network in a neon glow

Umbrellas in my drink while youre rubbing in the lotion

Hawaiian songs that dont sound hawaiian

And lonely young girls in their rooms left crying

Forgotten birthdays and mislayed plans

"dear john" letters and neon tans



Faded old postcards from far away places

Ice box winters with ten feet of snow

The smoky old bar rooms and the hollowed faces

Id rather be where the balmy breezes blow

Hawaiian songs that dont sound hawaiian

The only things certain are taxes and dying

Family vacations and mislayed plans

"dear john" letters and neon tans



We got vodka from russia and iowa corn

Nagasaki sushi and cigars from cuba

Computer romance and internet porn

I dream of beaches with long boards and scuba

Hawaiian songs that dont sound hawaiian

Man, its so cold up here that Im crying

Dont put your tongue on a flagpole it might rip off the skin

Im drinking bargain priced vodka and eating hot dogs from the tin



Hawaiian songs that dont sound hawaiian