Been Caught Wankin` — текст песни (Tism)

Your mother gives the bathroom door
A final and desperate yankin` -
I been caught wankin`
What`s taking so long?! she`d implore
`Cept here`s something she`s not seen before
Oh man, you been caught wankin`
I been caught wankin`

It`s probably pretty Freudian
But its happened to every man
I been caught wankin`
Someone walks too suddenly in
And you`re left standin` with a silly grin
And your dodger`s still in your hand

I just been readin` N.M.E
`Bout what lately has got cred
They been caught wankin`
Look, its true that it might just be me
But I tell you what, as far as I can see
They`re massaging Kojak`s head
They been caught wankin`
He`s a bloke you could meet any day
Last names? - hey, just drop it
He been caught wankin`
Tom and Nicole he`ll often say
In his own familiar nice bloke way
Hey Ray - get your hand off it
Been caught wankin`

We all saw the funeral for Lady Di
And didn`t you just want to barf?
They been caught wankin`
The media all with their snouts in the sty
Crocodile tears caught in their eyes
You had to be heartless not to laugh
They been caught wankin`

Why is it just so hard not to gag
When a rock star adopts some big issue?
Rock star, caught wankin`
No animal cruelty they`re likely to brag
But later they`ll put a fish up some slag
For godsakes, who`s taken all the tissues?
Rock star, caught wankin`

A bad boy image does no real harm
So by all means, go be caught stealin`
You been caught wankin`
Go be caught crackin` car alarms
Be caught with a needle stuck up your arm -
Just don`t be caught with spoof on the ceilin`
Been caught wankin`