She slagged Helen Garner, he said You`re right
He shook his dreadlocks and condemned Wayne Carey
She offered him tofu; both were quite hairy -
There`s gonna be sex tonight
Interval at the theatre - they both hit it off
Discussing the meaning of Anton Chekhov;
The director they hated, the actress? - they panned her;
What they acted out later weren`t exactly Uncle Vania
On the deck of the boat she pointed out east
Said A whale is in fact an air breathing beast
He really liked nature; he was out of the slammer
He had a gram of cocaine and a video camera
He was knocking on doors; she was watchin` television
He said Money for the kids? I`m collecting for World Vision
Her heart was full of pity for a world full of grief
He donated to a charity she called Hand Relief