Scaring Myself — текст песни (Bowling for soup)

She slams the front door

Cuz she knows that I cant stand it

Gives me the finger

Cuz she knows Im wrapped around it.

She calls me sweetheart

Cuz she knows it makes me weak.

She stepped in dog pooh

And Im still kissing her feet.



Can you believe how this girl

Treats me like a king?



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She took more than she gave to me

I gave my love, I got an std

And if she comes home,

I hope that shell marry me.

I want to tell her that its over now

Hey look, Im arguing with myself

I think that my girlfriend

Is bad for my mental health

And now Im scaring myself.



The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it.

Thats why she always insists that I go on it

She told my friends that I need therapy

I need a self-help group or a lobotomy



Can you believe how this girl

Treats me like a king?



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Im waking up

Im getting out.



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