Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy — текст песни (Frank Zappa)

I could`a swore her hair was made of rayon
She wore a Milton-Bradley crayon
But she was something I could lay on
Can`t remember what became of me
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

She put a Doobie Brothers tape on
(lalalalalaa la)
I had a Roger Daltrey cape on
(a Roger Daltrey cape on)
There was a bed I dumped her shape on
Can`t remember what became of me
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

Somewhat later on, I woke up and she was gone
There was dew out on the lawn
In the sunrise
Later she came back, with a rumpled paper sack
Which she told me would contain
A surprize

She stuck her hand right in and to the bottom
Said she knew I`d be surprized she got `em
Take a Charleston PIMP! to spot `em
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me
Plastic leather fourteen triple D

I said I wonder what`s the shoes for
She told me Don`t you worry no more
And got right down there on the tile floor
Now darling stomp all over me
Carolina Hard-core ecstasy

Is this something new?
Having people stomp on you?
Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
(Pleasure is all I need)

What is this a quiz?
Don`t you worry what it is.
It is merely just a moment I can treasure

By ten o`clock her arms and legs were rendered
She couldn`t talk cuz` her mouth had been extendered
It looked to me as though she had been blendered
What was this abject misery?
Carolina Hard-core ecstasy

What was this abject misery?
Carolina Hard-core ecstasy
What was this abject misery?
Carolina Hard-core ecstasy

It might seem strange to Herb and Dee
Carolina Hard-core ecstasy