Come visit our great society
McDonalds, Coca-Cola and MTV
Fat asses all over the place
Higher genetics of the American race
Come explore our cultural mecca
You name it, we`ve got it to show
We`re gonna pollute the whole wide world
And we just want you to know
Chorus:
We`re ugly Americans, ugly Americans
We`ve come to pollute your grounds
Don`t you just love us?
We`re ugly Americans, ugly Americans
Spreading our monopolies all around
Don`t you just love us?
Come see our true nature
We`ll bring you our TV shows
We`ll disease you with filth and lies
As big as Jerrys` nose
We`re the higher American culture
We`re coming to your town
And we`ve got NATO behind us
Even if our presidents` pants are down
(Repeat Chorus)
No more culture for Europe
Our troops will enforce in goodwill
But dare raise your finger at us
We`ll bomb you till you`re killed
Women and children we don`t care
We will bomb you too
We are the great defenders of democracy
We`re the red, the white, and the blue
(Repeat Chorus) x2