Well here comes my wife
and that`s the story of my life
she haunts me though she don`t want me
She follows badly in disguise
but it`s not hard to recognize her `cause she`s cryin`
She looks like dyin` on me
Her father`s rich, I think a millionaire
but money doesn`t make him better
it just makes him better to be there
So, you can tell him that its quite alright with me
no no, it`s quite alright with me
Well here comes my wife
and that`s the story of my life
she haunts me though she don`t want me
She follows badly in disguise
but it`s not hard to recognize her `cause she`s cryin`
she looks like dyin` on me
See that shadow dancin` on the floor
She`s coming up behind me
How I`d love to tell her she`s a bore,
but I tell her that it`s quite alright, no no, it`s quite alright with me
Well here comes my wife
and that`s the story of my life
she haunts me though she don`t want me
She follows badly in disguise
but it`s not hard to recognize her `cause she`s cryin`
she looks like dyin` on me.....
oooh oohh