Good Afternoon — текст песни (Caroline`s Spine)

i think i`ll try my luck at flo and normandie
and have some dude beat the living crap out of me
he haunts me, he taunted me
and i just found out he`s been set free.

so i`ll go and tell my girlfriend i think she`s ugly
we`ve had a few kids and she`s getting kinds pudgy
i`ll tease her, i`ll please her,
then i`m gonna leave her
and i`ll go and find me a new girl until she bugs me.

because they know i want you, know i need you,
no i won`t go a day without you
and only you can know what you`re doing to me
...so good afternoon.

i think i`ll go and take my snake down for animal testing
where they lay me down and inject me while i`m resting.
they starve me, carve me, stitch me up,
and when i wake up with cancer - they give me their blessing.

you and i, we shine and i feel you coming down my way
...so good afternoon.

i like to get laid so i became a musician
and i`m an expert in humanity by my own admission -
i`m kind, i`m signed, i`m a legend in my own mind
and i`ll tell you i`m god herself if you promise to listen