I`m a blonde — текст песни (Julie Caitlin Brown)

Because I`m a blonde, I don`t have to think
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks
Don`t have to worry about getting a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
`Cause I`m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
`Cause I`m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
I see people work and it just makes me giggle
`Cause I don`t have to work, I just have to jiggle
`Cause I`m blonde, B-L-O-N-D
`Cause I`m a blonde, don`t you wish you were me?

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy:
So what?
`Cause I`m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for `em
`Cause whenever I`m around, all the men ignore `em
`Cause I`m blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah
`Cause I`m a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah

They say to make it, you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm...okay...what was it?
Okay, umm, don`t tell me...Oh, yeah, okay
Duck, Magnum, duck!
`Cause I`m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
`Cause I`m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course
I can`t spell VW, but I got a Porsche
`Cause I`m a blonde, B-L-I-N-D
`Cause I`m a blonde, don`t you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month`s Miss August
Is like a compliment I`ll remember for as long as I can
Right now I`m a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA
But my goal is to become a veterinarian `cause I love children
`Cause I`m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
`Cause we`re a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah

Girls think I`m snotty, and maybe it`s true
With my hair and body, you would be too
`Cause I`m a blonde, B-L-...I don`t know!
`Cause I`m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
`Cause I`m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
`Cause I`m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah