Ladies and gentlemen, attention please
Come in close so everyone can see
I got a tale to tell
A listen dont cost a dime
And if you believe that were gonna get along just fine
Now Ive been travelin all around
I heard troubles come to your town
Well Ive got a little somethin
Guaranteed to ease your mind
Its call snake oil yall
Its been around for a long, long time
Say, your cropsll burn if it dont rain soon
Aint seen a drop since the tenth of june
Well I can open up the sky
People never fear
If you aint impressed yet, just tell me what you wanna hear
Well you lost your farm so you moved to town
You get a job, they shut the factory down
Now you sit around all day long feelin sad and blue
You need snake oil yall, tell you what Im gonna do
I can heal the sick, I can mend the lame
And the blind shall see again, its all the same
Well aint your president good to you
Knocked em dead in libya, grenada too
Now hes taking his show a little further down the line
Well, tween me and him people, youre gonna get along just fine