(carly simon)
Platform shoes on table tops
I think Im gonna be a lady
Opinions flyin right and left
I think Im gonna tell him maybe
Theyre puttin out too many phonograph records
I think Im gonna have a baby, a baby
I wouldnt be naughty for the sake of naught
Or be different just to differ
I wouldnt sell myself just to get bought
Or give to just deliver
Theyre puttin out too many phonograph records
I think I want to be a river, be a river...
Rivers do such nice things, they roll to the sea
When I am a river then Ill want to listen to me
So you pick me up, and you tune me up
And you wind me up and play me
You talk about heart, and you say you know soul
And the way to treat a lady
Youre puttin out too many phonograph records
I think Im gonna have a baby, a baby
Babys do such nice things, they rock on your knee
When I was a baby my rockin was something to see