Shopping spree for the family tree haven`t seen your family tree In quite a while. Too many sandwiches and wine Sherry stains down your best mans tie what a speech. The band arrives the granny`s cry Singers tongue`s in the barmaids mouth what a voice. Grandpa drunk a drop or two his heads still stuck in the portaloo. What a man You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts. The disco`s late and he`s overpaid tonight. You got a diamond ring and a man who sings the man who sings. Made love to the barmaid twice and that`s just tonight. The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs the bands too loud. They`re off down stairs what a noise. The bride and groom they dance their dance. The singer mimes and there`s still a chance the barmaid smiles.