Dont call pretty peggy
She cant hear you no more
Dont leave no message round her back door
They say the old laughing lady been here before
She dont keep time
She dont count scores
You cant have a cupboard if there aint no walls
You got to move, theres no time for you to stall
They say the old laughing lady dropped by to call
And when she leaves she leaves nothing at all
See the drunkard of the village falling off the street
Cant tell his ankles from the rest of his feet
He loves his old laughing lady
cause the taste is so sweet
But the laughing ladys loving
Aint the kind he can keep
Theres a fever on the freeway
Blacks out tonight
Theres a slipping on the stairway
That dont feel right
Theres a rumbling in the bedroom
And a flashing light
Theres the old laughing lady
Everything is alright
Theres the old laughing lady
Everything is alright