And it goes, and it goes
And it goes a little something like this
Hit It!
Aaron`s in the house
Come on
Get up get up
I wanna make it bounce
Here we go
Aaron`s in the house
Get up get up
Aaron`s in the house
Yo guys, check it out
Guess what happened to me
(Another crazy story, come on AC)
I was hanging at the court
Just playing some ball
Working on my game
(Yeah, we heard it all)
I heard the fans screaming
I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow
It was 12 foot 3
It was Shaquile O`Neal
(What? What did he say?)
(How `bout some one-on-one, do you wanna play?)
I told him why not, I got some time
But when I beat you real bad
Try not to cry
(Please Aaron, are you for real?)
(One-on-one with Shaquile O`Neal?)
Yeah, 34 Centre from the L.A. Lakers
(You must`ve been nervous)
I knew I could take him
Stared` at Shaq, psyche him out
I said O`Neal, you`re in my house now
Start the game the whistle blows
Pay attention close `cause the story goes...
[CHORUS]
It`s like boom (boom)
I put it in the hoop
Like slam (slam)
I heard the crowd screaming
out jam (jam)
I swear that I`m telling you the facts
Cuz that`s how I beat Shaq
[X2]
So check it out
I thought I had the lead
But then he started scoring mad points on me
I was scorin` the bricks
Was he hitting those shots?
I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop
I had a plan, that I could change the pace
I said, Yo Shaq you didn`t tie your shoelace
He looked down, I stole the ball
I`m taking him to school now, watch me all
A 3-pointer, nothing but net
Come on Shaq, had enough yet?
Down by two, I`m catching up
I guess your getting nervous
Cuz you already lost
[CHORUS]
Dunk after dunk
Jam after jam
Cheerleaders are cheering
Aaron`s the man
[X2]
Announcers were shocked
Couldn`t believe it was real
(I can`t believe a kid just stuffed O`Neal)
One more second, was all that remained
I put the ball up
I put him in shame
I must admit that it sounds real crazy
but the ball went in
Then he cried like a baby
Sorry Shaq, I should`ve let you win
You`re good too
And we can still be friends
The fans went nuts
They put me on their shoulders
Then I heard a voice
And it sounded like my mother`s
(Get up for school, you`re gonna be late!)
Ma, can`t you see that I`m playing the game?
(How you could be playing if you`re still in bed?)
(Are you gettin` sick, did you hit your head?)
Aw, man it was all a dream
I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me
If it was a dream and it wasn`t real
How`d I get a jersey with the name O`Neal?
Woah...
[CHORUS]
[Thanks to spaceycowboy101@hotmail.com for these lyrics]
