Well.. Ive been beatin the bushes all week long
Cant seem to save a dollar
Apartments empty Im all alone
Wont you listen to a grown man hollar
The boss mans dead on my case
Keep your mind on the job and stay busy
My minds been on his secretary
Lord have mercy...make ya dizzy
Why wont you take me home...baby
Chorus:
Why wont you take me home
Just tell me get back to fishin
I aint gonna go for no bait and switchin
Why wont you take me home
Every man wants his secretary
The woman of his dreams
Monday through friday nine to five...shes all over me
We get to work and she starts flirtin
Loves to play her game
I saw her out on saturday night
She didnt seem to know my name.
Tuesday Im ready to scream
Wednesday Im a little less mean
Thursday Im ready for sin
Friday night let the games begin.
Chorus:
Why wont you take me home...
Why wont you take me home
Be stuck in the middle far too long
Hot diggity dog lets have some fun
Why wont you take me home...
Chorus:
Why wont you take me home...
Why wont you take me home
Just tell me get back to fishin
I aint gonna go for no bait and switchin
Why wont you take me home...
Chorus:
Why wont you take me home...
Why wont you take me home
Be stuck in the middle far too long
Hot diggity dog lets have some fun
Why wont you take me home...
Why wont you take me home
Chorus:
Why wont you take me home...
Why wont you take me home
Just tell me get back to fishin
I aint gonna go for no bait and switchin
Why wont you take me home...