Well I woke up this morning
To a telephone call
And that`s when I noticed
Strange shoes in the hall
Well my head is reelin`
You say "Hi, how you feelin`?"
But I don`t recognize you at all
Chorus:
I was too drunk to remember
I was too blind to see
I had a helluva time
But it just slipped my mind
At least I got home in one piece
Well I look in the mirror
Filled with disgrace
Mascara runnin` all over my face
How can I endure
When it`s all just a blur
Things that go bump in the night
Repeat Chorus
Recitation:
Well darlin`, you know that I love you
If you`re sure that`s what I said
I mean it`s so hard to recognize you
You just wearin` that bag on your head
Well my head is reelin`
You say "Hi, how you feelin`?"
But I don`t recognize you at all
Repeat Chorus
I said at least I got home with one piece