Kitty calls me on the phone,
To say she`s all alone
And needs somebody`s there.
Crystal sees into the future,
Tells me that she`s an asshole;
Should have, but who really cares.
I sit here and wonder if we are sharing a different world,
And all these making emotions whirling around me swirl;
I`m in love with everybody`s girl.
Look at Brenda there with Luke,
She`s giving him the boot,
Ah, but Kelly`s standing by.
Aw, and here comes my man Tom,
Ask her "Do you wanna"
But I never even try.
I sit here and wonder if we are sharing a different world,
And all these deviant motions making the channels twirl;
And I`m in love with everybody`s girl.
I`m spending Cinco de Mayo with my Maria;
Celebrating her independance with little Emily.
And should the new year should find you without Jenny,
There she`ll be...
You`ll find her under my tree,
Wrapped up and waiting for me.
If you call me on the phone,
Don`t ever weep and moan;
You always find me there.
And if you see into the future,
Be so kind as
Not to tell me what you find out there.
We`ll lie in bed watching re-runs of another world,
Just like a drunk, better be no stuck on a tilt-a-whirl;
And I`m in love with everybody`s
I`m in love with everybody`s
I`m in love...
(Ew, you`re creepy)
With everybody`s girl.
<font size=1>Thanks to <b>IMJack (nerima6@fanfiction.net)</b> for these lyrics</font>