* parody of LL Cool J`s I Need Love
When I come home from work
I`m fiendin` for an eight-ball
I got crack on my mind
I`m hearing cocaine call
Telling me to beep the dealer to deliver me stuff
Keep it a secret from my wife, cuz she thinks I don`t use drugs
There I was, bleeding from my nose and damn
I couldn`t breathe but I`m still thinking about the next gram
It`s Friday night and I`m not trying to leave my crib doped
I`ll kill myself while the dealer`s eating Japanese food
I ain`t got no pride, I`m buying this shit
I`m lying to myself telling the runner I`m trying to quit
It`s all make believe, I pretend that I`m ??
When you give me credit, I`m dodging you every chance that I get
Even if its good, I`ll sniff it up in a minute
Beep you back complain that you put too much cut in it
If you fall for that and bring me a new sack
I`ll be making more crazy faces than Jim Carrey on crack
Cuz yo I`m ripped, I owe you loot
Plus I annoy you
I deserve to be murdered, but the coke is doing it for you
I got nerve, can you put them pills on my bill
Yo I`ll you we`re friends and we don`t even chill
I need drugs
I need drugs
Baking soda, cocaine, how sweet
I need to find me a crack pipe and I`m complete
I got these crack dealers chasing me through the cement jungle
Cuz they gave me shit to sell and yo I smoked the whole bundle
Yo I can`t front - I got dope in my spleen
And I`m telling everyone at this N.A. meeting I`m thirty days clean
I won`t die even with tuberculosis
I could go on forever mixing dope with my method dosage
You could find me at Brighton Beach or Coney Island
Or Rikers Island
My crack pipe is my violin
I play along to the police siren
My eyes squint looking for crack on the floor
picking up breadcrumbs and lint
I don`t know who I am, ask me I couldn`t say
I took a chance and tried to get clean and it lasted one day
Tried to go to rehab too but couldn`t get admitted
And if there`s money missing from your pocketbook you know who did it
I need drugs
I need drugs
As a young teen I started with marijuana
Then graduated to coke cuz I needed something stronger
Mescaline, dust, downers, injections sensation
I love to experience a patient`s medication
I smoked the drugs off the back of my hands
All I need is a hit of it and I`ll create a new dance
Protect yourself, baby cover yourself up
My body swings all over once my seizure erupts
Into a frenzy, on the phone I got thirty sack
But when we meet face-to-face, I got ten dollars less
Made up my mind, I`m quittin` I`m swearing in tears
I`m not gonna get high, I`ll only drink bizz
Can`t sit and wait for my dealer to come provide it
Gotta party to go to and I`m the only one invited
I search the whole house for the damn white mouse
And when I finally find it, I`ll sniff the whole ounce
I need drugs
I need drugs
Dealer, listen to me
When I come home from work
Fiendin` for an eight-ball
Nose candy on my mind
I`ve come to realize, you need me
And if you want me to keep coppin`
Give me a free piece
It`s my birthday
Yesterday
Anyway
I`m gonna go sniff this
I`ll beep you in an hour
I hate you
