Yeah, yes, yes
Have I told ya
You could really get it on?
I was at an all night diner
The sign said, Triple X
But they were talking about root beer
I`m just sitting down
Thinking about nothing
Looking at the thin air
Breathing up the oxygen
Have I told ya
You could really get it on?
A guy comes up, looking pretty 8-ball
Snaggletooth smile, sits down at my table
Puts his arm around me, starts to share his information
He said, he said, he said [x4] this is what he said
I have sex, I`m always thinking about the pavement
So I can avoid premature ejaculation
I got up, remembering to thank him
Better things to do so I`ll start drinking
I`m in Tahoka, now I`m gonna hook up
With the parties, unfortunately always
No one has any ideas, damn
Have I told ya? have I told ya?
You could really get it on?