Jet Lag — текст песни (Stephen Bishop)

I parked my Buick
discovered my ticket was lost
And I had to fly "Standby"
at twice the cost

and then the buzzer went off
at the Security check
and the hands on my body
left me with no
self-respect

And now my Suitcase don`t fit
in the overhead
and the ugly blue Stewardess
wishes that I
would drop dead

So I climb into my seat
next to the screaming baby
next to the big, big fat man
who`s trying to steal my tan
Oh I know I won`t sleep
and I`ll get..

Jet Lag
Jet Lag
Yeah yeah

Now we`re flyin` through the air
On this twenty hour flight
And my eyes can`t seem to focus
And my head feels so light

And then the food tray comes around
and I eat like a pig
and the lady in blue says
"Baby, you better slow down
You`re eyes are too big"

And if you think too much
Your brain`ll start to drag
And you make it home to party
But your tail can`t wag
Oh no, and guess what
You got.. (CHORUS)

I`d stop this plane
If I could
The hands on my watch
say you don`t look so good
The movie ain`t so hot
You know this lousy feeling
is all I got..

The plane lands with a thud
and I run to my car
and I tell my legs run faster
and they say who do you think you are?

So I call up my date
A September playmate
I gotta get myself together
No, I can`t be late
She`s so fine

And now she`s kissing my ear
says her clothes feel too tight
but as she moves a little closer
I fall asleep at the light
and she says, "Oh baby, wake up,
you got Jet Lag!"

CHORUS