Hellbound (H&H Remix)(feat. J-Black, Masta Ase)
[Announcer]
Welcome back, to the stage of history
[Eminem]
Yo.. Slim Shady!
Yo.. I`ll fuckin.. I`ll..
I`ll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I`m too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
and force feed you `em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I`ll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
you`ll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you
(Bitch!) I ain`t no fuckin G, I`m a cannibal
I ain`t tryin to shoot you,
I`m tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
Fuck the planet, until it spins on a broken axis
I`m so bananas I`m showin up to your open casket
to fill it full of explosive gasses
and close it back with a lit match in it
while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes
[Chorus: J-Black (repeat 2X)]
I see the light at the end
But every time I take a step, it gets dim
Tell me is this hell we`re livin in?
If so, heaven`s got to be better
But if we`re hellbound, whatever, let`s go down
[J-Black]
Am I the worst? Because I, never go to church (never)
I run a red light then sideswipe a hearse
I`ma drink `til my liver rot, see the doc
Leave the E.R., then hit a bar for a liquor shot, `til the liver spot
One day we all gon` die
But when I die, I`ma be so high
that I`ma get up and walk, leavin the concrete bare
with the chalk outline still there
I smoke `til I choke and I sex a lot
I got a cross on my chain but it`s just a rock
Now if I pray everynight (night)
Do I still have to hold my trey very tight?
You feel me God? I done did so much shit while on Earth
I smoke, I drink, I curse, and to make matters worse
I bust my gun first, and then I chat with your corpse
Since way back, I was one to never like back-talk
See me at the pearly gates in line, wearin a Nor*th*face
Nickle nine at my waist, God done lost faith
Angels greet me but I don`t reply back
Just show me to my quarters, and oh yeah, where`s Thai at?
[Chorus 1/2]
[Announcer]
Maxie was seriously wounded but the soul still burns
Final battle, fight!
[Masta Ace]
Analyze the strength of my game, like Lee Corso
Call me a lost soul, with a vest on my torso
And of course, yo, y`all know I`m no stranger to danger
Like Christ in a manger, feel a whole range of my anger
I breathe down shit so hard you can see sound
And beat down these rap clowns in like three rounds
My pen `bout as sharp as a dagger, walk with a swagger
Tie your wife to the back of a black Jag and I drag her
Ten blocks, untie the bitch and I still bag her
Give her a smack in the ass and a six pack of lager
My shit go as deep and as dark as a train tunnel
My flows spill like usin the wrong end of a funnel
Everyday I grow more older, and more colder
Fly you to Colorado, roll you over with a Boulder
I know you want to retaliate but you won`t dare
Cause you fuckin with some niggaz like this who just don`t care
[Chorus]
[J-Black]
But every time I take a step, it gets dim..
Tell me is this hell we`re livin in?
Haha..
[Announcer]
Time`s up!
You lose!
